TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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