i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I party with great urgency now.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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