Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Green mimosas i think yes
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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