Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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