Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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