Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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