brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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