so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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