nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
