Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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