so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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