I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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