just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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