READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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