i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sober January is a disaster.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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