No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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