2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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