mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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