What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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