your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She's JV to your varsity
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't turn off my feet"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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