I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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