So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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