Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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