I'm lost and stupid without you.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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