Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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