respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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