omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
