She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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