i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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