Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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