She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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