No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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