I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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