Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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