In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
FUCK WHALES
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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