wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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