Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize
