Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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