Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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