So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
