Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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