Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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