Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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