found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I will be naked everywhere
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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