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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(212): View more from New York

The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.

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(816): View more from Missouri

If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story

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(505): View more from New Mexico

There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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(630): View more from Illinois

The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.

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