Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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