It's just like the Real World with babies
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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