): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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