Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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