Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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