All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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