i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
